Darla Darwin is a solo burlesque performer and also a member of the burlesque troupe the Feminine Mystique whose life’s mission is to “empower the masses with magic of their asses”. Darla is a proud queer intersectional feminist and their own personal motto is: “Destroy the patriarchy, not the planet”.
Just like a start codon, Darla is ready to turn you on. Darla is so hot they will denature all your proteins. They are sweeter than 3.14 and just like the mitochondria they are a powerhouse.
